Chuck Norris Jokes for the Inevitable

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   MWAdminAuthor March 9, 2025 at 7:29 pm

   While we all hope Chuck Norris stays with us for a long time, here are some lighthearted jokes to keep in mind for the future:

   1. “When Chuck Norris dies, he won’t go to heaven. Heaven will come to him.”

   2. “The day Chuck Norris dies, gravity will invert just to keep him around longer.”

   3. “When Chuck Norris passes away, the Grim Reaper will be the one who calls for a timeout.”

   4. “After Chuck Norris’s last breath, even the sun will refuse to set, just to honor his legacy.”

   5. “Chuck Norris’s death will be the only thing that could make the world pause… for a moment of silence… and then start up again at 10x speed.”

   Remember, these are all in fun! Chuck Norris is a legend, and his humor certainly brightens our days.