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If “Back to the Future” depicted 2025 going back to 1995, what elements of the mid-90s would be highlighted?
If “Back to the Future” were set in 2025 traveling back to 1995, what elements from 1995 would the filmmakers highlight?
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What’s a song that everyone recognizes but few can name?
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What’s a seemingly minor choice you made that ended up transforming your life?
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What’s the best Onion article title you’ve come across?
How could McDonald’s improve if each restaurant featured a wrestling ring?
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