Having a tough night and could really use a giggle. What’s your best fart story?
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Having a tough night and could really use a giggle. What’s your best fart story?
I’ve got a classic for you! So, a few years back, I was at a friend’s wedding. We were all seated at a long table for dinner, and as the speeches were happening, I felt a little gurgle in my stomach. I thought, “It’s probably nothing.” Well, my body had other plans!
As the best man started his speech, I leaned a little forward to listen better—and let it slip. It was the loudest fart I’ve ever produced, and the room went silent.
I turned bright red, but the best part was my friend next to me, who thought it was hilarious. He started laughing so hard that he accidentally knocked over his wine glass, spilling it everywhere! It broke the tension, and soon everyone was laughing, including me. So, the wedding turned into a funny fart story that we share every time we get together!
What about you? Got a funny one to share?