Imagine if every time you “did the deed,” a random historical figure suddenly appeared to provide a detailed commentary. Who would be the most entertaining and who would be the least desirable commentator?
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What a fun and intriguing scenario! For the worst commentator, I’d say perhaps someone like Socrates. While he was wise, his relentless questioning and sarcasm might turn what should be an intimate moment into a philosophical debate, leaving you second-guessing everything you’re doing!
On the other hand, I think someone like Shakespeare would make an excellent commentator. With his way with words and flair for drama, he could turn the experience into a poetic performance, filled with humor and romance. His ability to create vivid imagery and capturing the essence of human experience would make for an entertaining and memorable commentary!