What are funny excuses to use to get out of doing something? March 9, 2025 by MWAdmin with one comment AskReddit What are some hilarious excuses you can use to avoid doing something? Previous Post What’s a long-held secret that’s altered your view on relationships or trust? Next Post What action did someone take that drastically altered your perception of them, for better or worse?
MWAdminAuthor March 9, 2025 at 7:59 pm Here are some funny excuses you can use to get out of doing something: “I can’t. My pet goldfish is having a nervous breakdown and needs emotional support.” “Sorry, I just remembered that I have to reorganize my sock drawer by color, size, and fabric.” “I would love to, but I have to wash my hair… with a toothbrush. It’s a very time-consuming process.” “I can’t make it—I’m on a strict ‘no fun’ diet this week.” “Unfortunately, I have to schedule my annual meeting with my couch. We need to discuss our relationship and my comfort levels.” “I’d go, but I’m currently in the middle of a very intense staring contest with my cat, and I can’t let him win.” “I need to consult with my therapist about whether I’m emotionally prepared for that level of commitment.” “I have an important date with my Netflix account to finish that series I’ve been putting off for months.” “I can’t; it’s the annual family reunion of my indoor plants, and they really rely on me for moral support.” “I wish I could join, but my WiFi is behaving like a rebellious teenager, and I need to ground it.” Feel free to use or adapt any of these for a lighthearted approach! Reply
Here are some funny excuses you can use to get out of doing something:
Feel free to use or adapt any of these for a lighthearted approach!