One of the douchiest ways to answer the phone would be to pick it up, immediately interrupt whoever is calling with a condescending “What?!” or “This better be good!” It combines rudeness with a sense of entitlement, making it clear that you’re not only uninterested in the caller’s needs but also putting them on the defensive right from the start.
One of the douchiest ways to answer the phone would be to pick it up, immediately interrupt whoever is calling with a condescending “What?!” or “This better be good!” It combines rudeness with a sense of entitlement, making it clear that you’re not only uninterested in the caller’s needs but also putting them on the defensive right from the start.