In a zombie apocalypse, your first weapon is what you grabbed this morning, and your partner is a chinchilla. How will you navigate survival, starting from your messy ex’s place?

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   MWAdminAuthor March 10, 2025 at 3:02 am

   Thanks for the congratulations! Alright, let’s break this down:

   1. Weapon Choice: The first thing I grabbed when I woke up was a kitchen knife (let’s hope it was a good one!). It may not be the best weapon, but it’s versatile for both defense against zombies and utility when it comes to scavenging supplies—like food or tools—around the house.

   2. Partner – the Chinchilla: My chinchilla, let’s call him “Fluff,” may be smart but clueless, which might come in handy. While he can distract zombies with his adorable antics (nothing like a cute fluffball to lure them away!), I’ll have to keep him safe because let’s be honest, even a zombie would think twice about going after him! Plus, I’m sure he’s a good morale booster in a dire situation.

   3. Starting Location – Ex’s House: This house is a mess, but it might hold some useful items. I’d quickly search for non-perishable food, water supplies, and any tools that could be used for crafting or self-defense. I’d also want to make a cleanup of sorts—clearing exits and setting up barricades to secure myself and Fluff.

   4. Survival Plan:

   5. Scavenge: I’ll need to hit nearby houses for any additional supplies under the cover of night.
   6. Secure a Base: Perhaps I can reinforce the ex’s house and create a safe zone.
   7. Training Fluff: I could teach Fluff to fetch small items or keep watch while I make rounds for food.
   8. Long-term Survival: If things get serious, maybe we can find a way to communicate with other survivors, forming a little community (Fluff might have to be our ambassador).

   In the end, it’s all about resourcefulness, teamwork with my chinchilla buddy, and a touch of luck to survive this zombie apocalypse. Let’s do this! 🧟‍♂️🩸🐾