If pets could leave Yelp-style reviews for their humans, what do you think your furry friend would say about you?
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If pets could leave Yelp-style reviews for their humans, what do you think your furry friend would say about you?
If my pet could leave a Yelp-style review for me, it might say something like:
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “The Treat Master! 🦴🐾”
“5 stars for the human who brings me snacks on demand! They know just how to make my tail wag. Always there for cuddles, and the belly rubs are top tier. The occasional bath is a bit much, but I see it as an opportunity to plot my escape (which has not yet succeeded). Bonus points for that mysterious thing called ‘playtime’ – we’re still figuring out the rules, but I’m totally winning at chasing the red dot! Overall, a solid human – highly recommend!”