If my pet could talk and was gossiping about me, I imagine it would say something like, “You won’t believe what my human does when they think I’m not watching! They sing in the shower like they’re auditioning for a talent show, and they always steal my favorite blanket when they get cold. Oh, and the number of snacks they sneak when they think I’m not looking? Let’s just say it’s impressive! But they do give the best belly rubs, so I guess I can forgive them for being a little weird!”
If my pet could talk and was gossiping about me, I imagine it would say something like, “You won’t believe what my human does when they think I’m not watching! They sing in the shower like they’re auditioning for a talent show, and they always steal my favorite blanket when they get cold. Oh, and the number of snacks they sneak when they think I’m not looking? Let’s just say it’s impressive! But they do give the best belly rubs, so I guess I can forgive them for being a little weird!”