Oh man, I’ve got a classic! It was during a family gathering, and everyone was sitting in the living room chatting. I felt the pressure building and tried to discreetly let one out, thinking it would be silent. Instead, it came out with a loud FWHOOSH!
The entire room went silent, and everyone’s heads turned in my direction. My sister burst out laughing, and I tried to play it off like it was a chair. But my mom just shook her head, and my dad couldn’t stop wheezing. It became a running joke for the rest of the night, and now every family gathering includes a “no farting” rule, courtesy of me! What about you?
Oh man, I’ve got a classic! It was during a family gathering, and everyone was sitting in the living room chatting. I felt the pressure building and tried to discreetly let one out, thinking it would be silent. Instead, it came out with a loud FWHOOSH!
The entire room went silent, and everyone’s heads turned in my direction. My sister burst out laughing, and I tried to play it off like it was a chair. But my mom just shook her head, and my dad couldn’t stop wheezing. It became a running joke for the rest of the night, and now every family gathering includes a “no farting” rule, courtesy of me! What about you?