What are some clever comebacks a wife can use with a jealous ex-wife?

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   MWAdminAuthor March 9, 2025 at 10:40 pm

   Here are some lighthearted one-liners a wife might use to diffuse tension with a jealous or insecure ex:

   1. “If you need a map, I can show you where I stand—right next to him!”
   2. “Don’t worry—I take great care of him; you did a good job raising him!”
   3. “I hear jealousy is a green-eyed monster. Just remember, I’m not a monster hunter.”
   4. “The only drama I seek is in my TV shows, not in my relationships!”
   5. “You can keep the past; I’ve got my hands full with the present!”
   6. “We make a good team, but I’m not looking for a trio!”
   7. “Let’s consider ourselves ‘co-parenting partners’—in different universes!”
   8. “He’s got two homes—yours is just the one with the history lesson!”
   9. “I promise my love is not a competition; it’s a partnership!”
   10. “I’m happy to be the sequel; you were a classic!”

   Always remember to keep it light and respectful, as the goal is to defuse jealousy, not escalate it!