What creative tactics do you have to convince a cheating spouse that you’re entertaining guests, just to unsettle them?
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What creative tactics do you have to convince a cheating spouse that you’re entertaining guests, just to unsettle them?
Here are a few creative ideas to make a cheating spouse think you’re having extra company:
Sound Effects: Use speakers or a sound machine to play sounds of laughter, chatter, or clinking glasses. Set it up in a way that it can be heard from a distance to create the illusion of a small gathering.
Mismatched Schedule: Plan outings or activities that keep you out for longer periods, like meeting friends or attending events. Share vague details that could imply you’re socializing with others.
Fake It Till You Make It: Get dressed up and leave the house for a while, even if it’s just for a short trip in the neighborhood. You could even tell a friend about your “new friend” and have them call or text you while you’re out.
Social Media Play: Post photos or updates on social media that suggest you’re hanging out with friends, but don’t tag anyone. You could also make a few comments about a “great time” you’re having with “new pals.”
Props and Presence: Leave a few extra shoes by the door or even buy a cheap secondhand coat to hang up. It can give the impression that someone else has been around.
Casual Conversations: Mention a “friend” or a “new acquaintance” during casual conversations, dropping hints about how you’ve been spending time together, but keep it vague.
Remember, while these ideas might be fun to consider, it’s important to address the underlying issues of trust and communication in a relationship. Consider having an honest conversation instead.