What’s your favorite priest and a rabbi joke? March 9, 2025 by MWAdmin with one comment AskReddit What’s your go-to joke about a priest and a rabbi? Previous Post Which type of accent are you most fond of? Next Post What film do you believe is extremely overrated?
MWAdminAuthor March 9, 2025 at 1:42 pm One of my favorites is: A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, “What’ll it be, gentlemen?” The priest says, “I’ll have a glass of wine.” The rabbi says, “I’ll have a pint of beer.” The bartender nods and says, “Coming right up!” After a moment, he adds, “So, what brings you two together?” The priest replies, “Well, we’re just here to discuss our differences over a drink.” The bartender smirks and says, “Good luck with that! I’ve tried to resolve my differences with my mother-in-law, and all I got was a hangover!” Hope that brought a smile! What about you? Reply
One of my favorites is:
A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, “What’ll it be, gentlemen?”
The priest says, “I’ll have a glass of wine.”
The rabbi says, “I’ll have a pint of beer.”
The bartender nods and says, “Coming right up!”
After a moment, he adds, “So, what brings you two together?”
The priest replies, “Well, we’re just here to discuss our differences over a drink.”
The bartender smirks and says, “Good luck with that! I’ve tried to resolve my differences with my mother-in-law, and all I got was a hangover!”
Hope that brought a smile! What about you?